The Girlfriend

I have a girlfriend by the name of R. she is lovely, caring and to add to her profile, she's so possesive. i even have to lie to her if i want to go out with my other friend, which is girl, to make sure she wont ran amuk on the next day. Owh, the worst thing, if i go out with her, she forbit me to look at other girl. the definition of look to her is, when she feels that i look at the girl for more than 5 second. waaahh.. susah betul untuk mendisiplinkan diriku ini untuk tidak memandang perempuan lebih dari 5 saat. pernah satu hari, aku menolong seorang perempuan untuk membuka pintu di ampang park dan si gf aku ini terus menarik muka masam selepas itu. i asked her why, she said, "did i told u before, dont you ever look at other girl when you are with me. i hate that". goosssshhhhhhh .. amat susahhh .. sedangkan aku yang berniat mulia ni, nak tlg bukak pintu aje. Ada ke dia tuduh aku memandang butt perempuan itu. tak patut sungguh

hari ni.. aku tgk dalam mailbox, ada email dari buah hatiku ini. semalam dia dok suruh aku janji takkan kahwin lain i mean, poligami. so in my email, i stated there, walaupun dalam agama kita, poligami ni dihalalkan .. tapi i tak rasa i will practise that. I dah ada u .. yang cukup memahami dan utk manage 2 isteri, mmg susah. satu pun dah susah, lagi laa 2". and in her reply today she said, "Good to hear u dont wana practice poligami and i tak kisah kalau u tak nak put it in black and white. Islam halal kan but i tak halal kan tapi kalau u buat jugak... hurm... i tak teragak2 utk cut it off- ur penis and the balls as well. I dont care !!!". Now im terrified... adakah aku akan berkahwin dengan pemotong penis??????? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa